Store rotation just dropped — 9 new skins, vibes inside

The store rotation just landed. 9 fresh skins on top of the 20 permanent items, and we've got just under 30 days before the rotating bunch goes dark on June 1. Quick rundown of what's new.

The headline: Crash Test Dummy

$15.00 in store. The most expensive thing in this rotation by a country mile. Special-tier hat, supply already at ~630 units two days in, 48 unique owners.

That's a thin float — fewer than 10% of buyers sitting on multiples — which is the kind of distribution that makes secondary-market action interesting once the 7-day trade hold lifts. If you're a flipper, this is the one to watch. If you're a collector, the price tells you Facepunch is positioning it as the rotation's flagship.

The bargain bin (under $2.50)

Cheap entry, potentially good return:

- [Paper 3D Glasses](/items/paper-3d-glasses) — $1.00. "Add some depth to your life." Whoever writes Facepunch's store copy is not getting paid enough. - [Lumberjack Shirt](/items/lumberjack-shirt) — $1.50. "Perfect for chopping wood." That's the entire flavor text. Iconic. - [Sneakers Gravity](/items/sneakers-gravity) — $2.00. "black and white, ahh classic..." Self-aware skin descriptions are a vibe.

The mid-tier ($2.50)

- [Cat Balaclava](/items/toothpick) — $2.50. The slug is literally "toothpick" on sbox.dev. Don't ask. "Stay anonymous, yet adorable." - [Leather Coat](/items/leather-coat) — $2.50. "Classic outerwear for cool weather." Honestly the one I'd wear if S&box translated to real life. - [Fresh Mask](/items/fresh-mask) — $2.50. Cucumber eyes. We are living in the timeline where someone modeled cucumber eyes on a mask. - [Fanny Pack](/items/fanny-pack) — utility-coded accessory, dad-energy redemption arc.

Premium

- [Sneakers Gravity Led Blue](/items/sneakers-gravity-led-blue) — $4.50. "Shine brighter than a diamond."

What I'm watching

1. Crash Test Dummy supply curve. Already 630 units after two days. If it climbs past 2,000 mid-rotation, the eventual market cap stays low. If supply growth slows because Facepunch sells through the rotation slowly, post-rotation pricing has room.
2. Cat Balaclava distribution. Small initial owner count plus a memorable design is the shape that over-performs on the secondary market. Floor is $2.50, ceiling is wherever meme demand sets it.
3. Paper 3D Glasses as the cheapest bet. At $1.00, the lowest barrier in the rotation. Even at $1.50 secondary, that's a 50% return — and at this price the only real way to lose is if it doesn't move at all.

What's leaving June 1

The 20 permanent items aren't going anywhere — those stay in the store indefinitely. But these 9 rotating drops go dark on June 1, 2026 unless Facepunch extends, and the secondary market always charges a premium once an item is delisted.

We're tracking the full set at the store page with live supply + countdowns, plus per-item charts on each item page. Bookmark whatever catches your eye, and we'll be back when the next rotation drops.